| Work Experience
Dudley Zoo had acquired a very rare species of female gorilla. Within a few weeks it became mardy,
and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo vet determined the problem: she was in heat. What could be done?
There was no male of this species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Mike, a student on work experience, responsible for cleaning the animals'
cages. Now Mike, it was rumoured, possessed ample ability to satisfy any female, and he wasn't very bright.
So the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution. Perhaps, with the right incentive, they could entice Mike to
satisfy the female gorilla. So he was approached with a proposition: would he be willing to service her - for five hundred
pounds?
The gorilla was pretty ugly, even for a gorilla, but £500 is a lot of cash to a hard up student. Mike replied
that he might be interested, but would have to sleep on it.
The following day, Mike gave his decision: he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions:
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her"
"Second, I want nothing to do with any offspring that may result
from this union."
The zoo administration quickly acceded to these conditions, but what could be the third?
"Well," said Mike, "You've gotta give me another week to come up with the five hundred quid."
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