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What's in a Word
from Dave Clark
Aynuk says to Ayli, What's a monsoon?
Ayli says, that's a bloke who's nearly eighteen.
Ayli goes to his local hardware shop to get some stuff to clean a paintbrush.
He says to the chap behind the counter,
Av yoe got any terps,
The assistant says,
Do yoe want VHS or Beta Max.
Just Imagine if the Beatles had come from Gornal
They would have wrote a song called,
Er luvs yoe Ar, Ar, Ar.
What do you call a China man that lives halfway between Brierley Hill and Stourbridge ?
Answer. Yoe Min Lye.
What do you call a China man with a black eye from Bilston ?
Answer. Hoo it Yoe.
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