HUMOUR

Is Scamp a better companion than a girlfriend? by Melv 1. The later you are, the more excited Scamp will be to see you. 2. Scamp will forgive you for playing with other dogs. 3. If another dog is gorgeous, Scamp won't hate it. 4. Scamp won't notice if you call him by another dog's name. 5. Scamp's mood stays the same all month long. 6. Scamp doesn't hate his body. 7. Scamp enjoys petting in public. 8. Scamp will find you amusing when you're drunk. 9. If you bring another dog home, Scamp will happily play with both of you. 10. Scamp will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died would you get another dog?' 11. Scamp will let you put a studded collar on him without calling you a pervert. 12. If Scamp smells another dog on you, he won't get mad, he'll just think it's interesting.

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