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One Set to Love
from Mike (Blackcountry Kid)
Aynuk decides its about time he got himself fit and decided to take up jogging.
One day while he was out jogging, he noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road.
He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket and continued on his way.
When he gets to the end of his jog, he happens to see Ayli sitting outside the pub, doing his training, downing a pint.
Ayli looks at old Aynuk standing there huffing and puffing, red faced and doubled up.
"What am then big bulges yove got in your shorts?" he asked.
"Tennis balls," pants Aynuk
"Yow poor sod " said Ayli,. "Our kid they must be really hurting, no wonder yome in agony,
I once had tennis elbow and I know the pain was unbearable."
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