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Surf's him right
from Dave Clark
Aynuk and Ayli are sitting on Bondi Beach in Australia when a big sun bronzed Aussie bloke walks past with a surfboard
under his arm.
'Weers e gooin wi that plonk?' says Ayli.
'That ay a plonk' says Aynuk 'it's a surfboard.'
'What's it for'? says Ayli.
'Yoe watch' says Aynuk.
The Aussie jumps on his board and paddles himself out into the waves.
Suddenly he catches a huge wave which knocks him straight off the board and washes him up on the beach in a big heap.
'What did yoe say that plonk was called' says Ayli.
'I toed yo it ay a plonk it's a surfboard' says Aynuk
'Well it doe look very serf to me' says Ayli.
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