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Religious Education by Craig
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road.
He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and
reveal a lovely leg.
The priest had a sneaky look and nearly crashed the car.
Unable to resist, he stealthily slid his hand up her
leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said
"Father, remember
psalm 10, verse 12"
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely.
He forced himself to remove his hand, but was unable to
remove his eyes from her leg.
Further on while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg
again. The nun once again said
"Father, remember psalm 10, verse 12"
Once again the priest apologized.
"Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out, gave him a meaningful
glance, and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve
bible and looked up psalm 10, verse 12:
Lift up thine hand on high.
Moral Of The Story: Always be well informed, or you
might miss an opportunity
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