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Motorway Yampyness from Antony


Aynuk was driving on the motorway for the first time. He got on the M5 at the 'Toys R Us' junction and was making his way gingerly up the inside lane when the car phone rang. it was Ayli:

"Jus' rung ter say tek care owd fruit" said Ayli. "It jus' sed on Beacon radio that there's an emergency cus someone's gewin' up the M5 the wrong way"

" What yer mean 'Someone' " said Aynuk "there's bloody hundreds on 'em!".

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