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Aynuk's Final Answer from Martin

Aynuk is on Who Wants To Be a Millionaire, and has somehow reached the guaranteed £32000 mark.

"Now Aynuk" gushes Chris Tarrant, "you may as well go for the next question - your £32,000 is safe so you have nothing to lose. Here's the £64000 question:"

"Name one of the Great Train Robbers. Was it:

A. Ronnie Biggs...
B. Beverley Biggs...
C. Boris Biggs...
D. Betty Biggs."

Aynuk shakes his head. "I'll just tek the £32000, Chris."

Chris Tarrant is perplexed. "But you can't lose Aynuk, and there's a one in four chance of getting it right. Just take a wild guess".

But Aynuk shakes his head again, and with a steely gaze tells Chris "I'll just tek the money - final answer".

"Fair enough" says Tarrant, handing over the cheque for £32,000. "But you know what I'm going to say - just for fun, as a matter of interest, which one would you have gone for?".

Aynuk shakes his head once again. "I may be a lot of things Chris. But I ay a grass."

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