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Medical Dictionary
from Beryl
Artery........................The study of painting
Barium.......................What doctors do when patients die
Bowel.........................A letter like A,E,I,O,U
Caesarean section......................Neighbourhood in Rome
Cauterise....................Made eye contact with her
Coma...........................A punctuation mark
Dilate............................To live longer
Enema..........................Not a friend
Fibula............................A small lie
Impotent......................Distinguished, well known
Medical staff................Doctors cane
Nitrates.........................Cheaper than day rates
Node..............................Was aware of
Outpatient.....................A person who has fainted
Recovery room............A place to do reupholstery
Rectum...........................Damn near killed `em
Seizure...........................Roman Emperor
Terminal illness............. Getting sick at airport
Vein..................................Conceited
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