HUMOUR

Last Respects by Mike 'Blackcountrykid' Aynuk and Ayli are down Bobs Brook in a boat doing a spot of fishing. At the time they are just under a bridge. Aynuk looks up and sees a funeral procession starting to cross the bridge. He stands up in the boat, takes off his hat and bows his head. After the cortege had passed over the bridge, Aynuk lifts his head, puts his cap back on, picks up his rod and reel and continues fishing. Ayli who had been watching this says, "That was touching Anuk me old mate, I dae think yow ad it in ya". Aynuk says, "Well Ayli, I guess it was only the right thing to do, after all I was married to her for 40 years.

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