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Con yow mek Olf loff? Send in your jokes to admin@yampy.co.uk - keep 'em fairly clean - and we'll publish any that mek ode Alf Bowers crack up. The best one each month wins a fiver - if it meks Olf loff. P.S. Why do we spell Aynuk and Ayli so many different ways? Because our readers do - and it pulls in the internet search engine results. Click a heading to view. HUMOUR The Tale of the “Babby Jesus” Many thanks to Keith Poole for sending us this. Yampy has been looking for it for ages, following a Can You Help request from Alan Lawrence. We've had several possible candidates, and as a result have started to sell Bible in Black Country Dialect books. But this looks as if it may be the one Alan was actually looking for. Keith tells us "My wife performed this a few years ago at the Rose Theatre in Kidderminster. I understand that half the audience hadn't a clue what she was talking about" Visit Our on-line Black Country Shop for books on Black Country Humour and more.. Dead Upset from Martin Aynuk helps a mourner.. Engine Trouble from Dave Clark Aynuk and Ayli on a plane.. What's in a Word from Dave Clark There's onny us uz spakes proper.. The Black Foot Tribe from Dave Clark Aynuck and Ayli on the cut.. Surf's him right from Dave Clark Aynuck and Ayli on holiday Down Under.. Slap and Pickle from Dave Clark Ayli spices up his love life.. Aynuk gets them in from Martin It's Aynuk's round.. Millionaire moment from Martin Aynuk meets Chris Tarrant.. Infinity and Beyond from Martin Aynuk sets Ayli a universal brainteaser.. Legitimate Question from Beryl A Gornal christening.. Sad Farewell from Mike (Blackcountry Kid) Aynuk waves his wife off One Set to Love from Mike (Blackcountry Kid) Aynuk's out jogging Rich Mon Poor Mon from Martin Long suffering Aynuk is getting an ear bashing from his missus.. Whale of a Time from Joe Ayli's unusual catch.. Expert Witness from Mike 'Blackcountrykid' Aynuk and Ayli are the usual suspects Blind Faith from Mike 'Blackcountrykid' A blind parachutist explains his technique Top Dollar from Martin Aynuck negotiates at his job interview Beyond Reasonable Doubt from Martin Has Aynuk's son cheated in his exam? A Woman's Prayer from Beryl Divine intervention requested Thoughts for the day from Lee A miscellany of interesting questions Medical Dictionary from Beryl Definitions of some technical vocabulary Serviced with a smile from Lee Aynuk's rues his lost libido Red Goddess from Lee Contingency planning in case the Army go on strike Entente Cordiale from Mike Capewell Aynuk and Ayli discuss the Iraq crisis Hypothetical Question from Mike Blackcountrykid Anuk's wife wonders what he would do if she died Baggies Fan Final Straw from Mike Blackcountrykid A disillusioned Baggies fan gives up on the team Here Comes the Science! from Jim Actual kids answers Push Start from Craig Would you be a Good Samaritan? Gary Megson's challenge from Mike Blackcountrykid Gary tells his team he could beat Birmingham City on his own.. Dog Definitions from Mike Blackcountrykid Just so you know who's in charge.. Wammal or woman? from Melv Who makes the best companion?.. Last Respects from Mike 'Blackcountrykid' Aynuk interrupts his fishing as a mark of respect.. Football Heaven from Mike 'Blackcountrykid' Aynuk and Ayli make a pact.. GCSE English from Melv Metaphors actually used in essays Stinging Up The Rear from Alan Aynuk and Ayli in the chemists for deodorant Medical Wonders from Craig True stories NOT for the squeamish Body Beautiful? from Mike 'Blackcountrykid' Humorous scientific facts Religious Education from Craig A priest gives a nun a lift.. The Name Rings a Bell from Lyn A beautiful woman sits beside a man on a plane.. Emergency Dudley Earthquake Appeal from Andy This is inaccurate - there's no canal in Gornal.. Emergency Dudley Earthquake Appeal from M. Taylor Are they trying to make some sort of a point about us? Word's Funniest Joke According To Scientific Study (Honest!) Two hunters are out in the woods.. Hard Graft Stolen from Trevor Genge Aynuk's interviewed for a dogsbody's job .. Horse Play from Antony Aynuk goes for a job in the stables at Cooper's Bank Farm.. Motorway Yampyness from Antony Ayli gives Aynuk a ring on his car phone.. Match Report from Mike 'Blackcountrykid' £5 WINNER SEPTEMBER A Roberts Street lad is set a sporting assignment in class by Miss Jarvis.. Holy Spirit Level from Mike 'Blackcountrykid' Gornal vicar consecrates a piece of land.. Pure Maths from Mike 'Blackcountrykid' Gornal school lesson.. Groan Alert on this Beckham joke from Antony David plays at 7, what will he advise his new son? Homesick from Mike Aynuk and Ayli are fed up of travelling the world.. 50 Good Reasons to be a Man from Lyn £5 WINNER AUGUST There must be a female equivalent somewhere, can anyone help? Sign Language 2 from Martin Owners of a dirty public loo make an unfair request.. General Knowledge from Martin Aynuck's son doing his homework.. Contraceptive Advice from Shelley A couple visit their doctor.. Morality Tale from Lyn A poor little bird flying South all on his own.. Work Experience Dudley Zoo had acquired a rare species of gorilla.. Painful Aynuck had a chicken that strayed into next door's garden.. Priorities One day a man, who had been stranded on a desert island for ten years sees.. True Friendship Aynuck & Ayli were chatting. Ayli reckoned that true friends should share and share alike.. An Introduction to Metaphysics To Do is to Be - Rousseau.. Never the Bride Yow look a bit worried owd pal wass up? Gossip Aynuk's wife, talking to Ayli's missus over the garden fence.. Sign Language 1 Spotted on holiday in the Isle of Wight..