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Hypothetical Question
from Mike Blackcountrykid
Anuk and his wife were going up one of the hills playing a round of golf on Dudley Golf Course, when suddenly his missus
asked:
"Our Anuk, if I wos to go and peg it on this hole would yow get married again?"
Anuk said, "Cors' I wouldn’t."
His missus said, " Knowin yow like I do, I'm dam sure yow would."
Anuk said, "Okay then, being as yow've gone and asked me,
I would"
Her then asks him, "Would yow let her sleep in our bed?"
Anuk replies, "Cors' I would."
Finally she says, "Would yow let her use me golf clubs?"
To which Anuk says, "No, cus hers left handed."
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