| Homesick from Mike
Aynuk and Ayli went on a world trip and visited many fascinating countries and eventually, after many weeks travelling,
ended up in a remote village at the foot of the Himalayas.
Aynuk said to Ayli, "our kid ‘om gerin a bit fed up with this travlin I wish I wos bak ‘um with a pint of Banks’ an
a bit of pigs puddin’"
"Are an me" said Ayli "tell ya what lets gue back ‘um then"
Just as they rounded the next corner in the village they came across a ramshackle hut with a big crudely painted sign
above the door. "HIMILIAN TRAVEL SERVICE -TICKETS TO ANY DESTINATION IN THE WORLD"
"Ay our kid" said Aynuk "look at this ANY destinershun in the Werld…. ear I’ll gue an see if we con get fixed up
"gue on then" said Ayli
Aynuk goes into the hut and asks the very obliging Iocal behind the counter,
"ear our kid ge me tew single tickets tew Gornal"
"Certainly Sir" said the Iocal "is that Upper, Lower or Wood?"..
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