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Football Heaven
by
Mike Blackcountrykid
Aynuk and Ayli, are in Gornal Athletic Football Clubhouse having a pint before the match,talking about football
and how over the years they have enjoyed it so much.
Aynuk says to Ayli, " Done yow think that there's football in Heaven"
Ayli thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno, but ow about makin a deal. If I dies fust, I'll cum back
and tell yow if there's football in heaven, and if yow dies fust, then yow do the same".
They shake hands on it, sadly a few months later, poor old Ayli passes on.
One day, not long after, Anuk is sitting all alone in the Clubhouse drinking his pint and thinking of his old mate
when he hears a voice whispering, Aynuk, Aynuk.
Aynuk responds "Ayli is that you"
"Yes it is Aynuk" whispers Ayli's ghost.
Aynuk absolutely amazed asks, "Well, is there football in heaven?"
"Well" says Ayli, " I've got good news and bad news my old mate"
"Gimme the good news fust" says Anuk
Ayli says " Well yow will be pleased to hear there is football in Heaven"
Aynuk says " Thats great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that?"
Ayli sighs and whispers, "There's a game this Friday and yome down to Ref it"
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