| General Knowledge from Martin
Aynuck's son doing his homework, Dad reading the pairper:
"Dad.. what's the highest mountain in the world?"
"I dow know son"
Five minutes later:
"Dad.. what's the name of the President of the USA?"
"yow got me theer son, I dow know that un either"
Five minutes later:
"Dad.. who discovered the Law of Gravity?"
"I ay gorra clew son"
"Dad.. you don't mind me asking all these questions do you?"
"Course not ower kid. Yow know what they say, if yow never ask, yow'll never learn"
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