HUMOUR

Entente Cordiale 'translated' from Mike Capewell (with apologies to Norman Schwarzkopf) Aynuk: "'ere Ayli it sez in the pairper that weem gooin ter av ter goo ter war against Iraq without the French" Ayli: "Ar, that's got me mithered - it's like gooin fishin' without yer accordian ay it?"

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