HUMOUR

Stinging Up The Rear by Alan Aynuk and Ayli are in the chemists: "Ar'd steer clear of that bum deodorant if ah wuz yow Ayli, it day 'arf cum sharp". "Tharray bum deodorant Aynuk, it's normal stick deodorant fer under yer arms". "Well ah guh ter the foot of our stairs. I onny follered the instructions day I? It sez on the side 'PUSH UP BOTTOM' "

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