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Dead Upset
from Martin
Aynuk is taking a short cut through St. James Church on his way to the pub when he sees a man weeping uncontrollably
at a graveside, arms wrapped forlornly round the tombstone.
"why did yer leave us?" bemoans the distraught mourner. "Why am yow jed?".
"There there ode fruit" says Aynuk sympathetically "yer missus may be gone but there's all them 'appy memries. Besides,
one day yow may even learn to love anew".
"This ay me wife's grave Aynuk" replies the man "it's 'er bloody fust husband's".
(from 'Black Country Humour', on sale at www.blackcountryshop.co.uk)
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