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Beyond reasonable doubt?
from Martin
Aynuk: "Ower nipper's been expelled from school fer cheatin' in 'is exam".
Ayli: "That's a shairm am they sure 'e did wrong?"
Aynuk: "Well, the fust question sed 'when was the Magna Carta signed' and 'e put the sairm date as the
chap next to 'im."
Ayli: "That dow prove nothin'."
Aynuk: "An' then the second question asked fer the names of any three Prime Ministers, an 'e put the
sairm three as the chap next to 'im."
Ayli: "So? It could have been coincidence."
Aynuk: "Ar. But on the third question the chap next to 'im wrote 'Don't Know', and ower kid put
"Me Neither".
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