HUMOUR

Aynuk gets them in from Martin Aynuk is buying his round at the Old Bulls Head. "Two pints of Bonks's in theyaa luv, an' a glass of orange for the nipper". The barmaid pours the beer and returns with a question: "Still orange?" "Ar of course" says Aynuk "I ay goin ter change me mind in the space of thirty seconds!".

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